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"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

Exercise Bike.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"It looks brighter over there!"

Snow Bridge.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Sandcastles

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

The Sun Bather

"Well, there goes summer..."

'Get me the coast.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

No Action Comics

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.