Wildlife Wannabe Gifts

'This is the last time I sign up for your economy elephant hunt!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Mom loves cats of all sizes. Wait until you meet tigger.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Eat me"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo animals.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Phew, that was close."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Tree and bear hugging.

Final selfie

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

Bird ice skating on pond.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Reporter interviewing a Giraffe.

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."