Zookeeper Wannabe Gifts

Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.

Zoo animals.

"I don't get it! I put my hand up all the time, but the teacher just ignores me. . ."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"This never happened."

Litter Tray Training

"Be kind"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Cat in Tree.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Leak in the fish tank.

"Ever eat a bird?"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.