Zookeeper At Heart Gifts

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

'He's a gassy baby.'

'I was trying to introduce myself properly. However, it's hard for me to sniff your butt when I can't reach it.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Giraffe Selfie

"Be kind"

Litter Tray Training

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"This never happened."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Cat in Tree.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Leak in the fish tank.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Ever eat a bird?"

Jungle Stores.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.