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"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

'He's a gassy baby.'

'I was trying to introduce myself properly. However, it's hard for me to sniff your butt when I can't reach it.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Giraffe Selfie

"Be kind"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This never happened."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Litter Tray Training

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Cat in Tree.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Jungle Stores.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"Ever eat a bird?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Leak in the fish tank.