Zookeeper's Apprentice T-Shirts

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"This never happened."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Be kind"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Litter Tray Training

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Cat in Tree.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Ever eat a bird?"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Leak in the fish tank.

Zoo: No Hunting.

Giraffe Portrait

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"