Zookeeper Vibes T-Shirts

'Visiting hours are over...Your friends have to leave!'

'Aahh yes, that's the spot!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"This never happened."

Litter Tray Training

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Be kind"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Cat in Tree.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Leak in the fish tank.