"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."
Wannabe Zookeeper Gifts
Looking for a gift for your wannabe zookeeper? Our collection features fun, thoughtful products that celebrate their love for animals and their dream to work with wildlife. Whether they’re just starting out or already passionate about caring for creatures big and small, these gifts will inspire and delight. From playful mugs to charming prints, each item captures their playful, caring spirit. Show them you support their wild ambitions with a gift that speaks to their inner zookeeper.
"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."
'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.
ZOO
Zoo animals.
Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus
"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."
"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
Wildcats Strike.
Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.
"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."
'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'
Giraffe and Gloves.
Bus for Giraffes.
'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'
'Now that's just low-down mean.'
'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'
'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.
"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."
'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'
"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."
'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'
'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'
'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'
'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'
'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'
"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."
Seated Elephant
Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems
"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."
'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'
'Careful, he bites.'
"Lucky!"
Wannabe Zookeeper Gifts Collection
Wannabe Zookeeper Mugs
Explore our collection of animal-themed mugs, perfect for the aspiring zookeeper who loves starting their day with a dose of wildlife charm.
Wannabe Zookeeper Pillows
Find plush, animal-inspired pillows to add charm and comfort to their space, ideal for the animal lover dreaming of wildlife adventures.
Wannabe Zookeeper Prints
Browse our captivating prints that bring the wild into their home decor—perfect for inspiring any future zookeeper.
Wannabe Zookeeper T-Shirts
Discover fun and inspiring t-shirts that celebrate wildlife and animal care—great for the wannabe zookeeper with a sense of humor.