Zookeeper Wannabe Pillows

Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.

Zoo animals.

"I don't get it! I put my hand up all the time, but the teacher just ignores me. . ."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"This never happened."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Be kind"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Litter Tray Training

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Cat in Tree.

"That's mine!"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Zoo: No Hunting.

Leak in the fish tank.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...