Zoo Keeper Wannabe Pillows

'I'll take them all.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

City Zoo: Day Care

A mother and baby elephant

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Koala

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"That's mine!"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Zoo animals.

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

The Litany Of Fun

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Wildcats Strike.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"Whiplash..."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."