Conservationist Wannabe Gifts

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Zoo animals.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Save the termites.

'Green Peace'

Endangered Species.

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

"I've heard them all fall."

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'