Future Conservationist Gifts

"We're here for the climate change summit."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The melting polar ice caps

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Igloo for birds.

Climate Change

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Bang!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Green Peace'

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."