Caring Conservationist Gifts

"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

Climate Change

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Igloo for birds.

Zoo animals.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Bang!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'Thanks for the heads up!'