Little Conservationist Gifts

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

A mother and baby elephant

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Climate Change

Zoo animals.

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Green Peace'

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Save the termites.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Endangered Species.

Hope...

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"