Little Conservationist Gifts

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

A mother and baby elephant

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

Climate Change

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Zoo animals.

Igloo for birds.

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Save the termites.

'Green Peace'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Endangered Species.

Hope...

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'