Ethical Conservationist Gifts

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Conservation Area

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The melting polar ice caps