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"We're here for the climate change summit."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

Climate Change

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Green Peace'

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Bang!"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'