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'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

Steve Irwin.

A deer crossing sign running away from a hunter sign

Elephant Hunting

'That's one more we can remove from the endangered species list.'

'My main fear is that we'll become extinct before we're discovered.'

A more effective warning sign."

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Beaver tower

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'We unknowingly built the house in the middle of the western swamp turtle's migration route and we're required to allow them unobstructed access.'

'I'm sorry, but having the 'soul of an eagle' does not qualify you for the protected species list!'

A mother and baby elephant

The melting polar ice caps

'I don't give a fig about 'relaxed planning regulations' it's got to come down.'

'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'

'Duck!'

Hope...

"I'm sorry, but you're not my type."

Bear falls in love with fur clad lady

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Now that I'm at the top of the food chain, I want to endow a charity benefiting wildlife.'

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'

Lion: dark meat or light?

Anyone we know in the extinct column?

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'How do they ever expect us to mate with all of these CCTV cameras watching us?'

'Nature is amazing: That's the fifth time I've caught that same lizard's tail...'

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

Hedgehog crosses the road at special hedgehog crossing.

Humpty the Game Warden