Species Conservationist T-Shirts

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Bad news. I hear we're on the extremely endangered species list.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A mother and baby elephant

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Monkey-artist

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Beaver tower

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Conservation Area

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

The melting polar ice caps

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'