Conservation Biologist Gifts

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Conservation Area

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'