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Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Turn me into a toad if you want to, but you still have to post the nutritional information on your brew."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Devi's brew?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'She's still a novice yet.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Three Witches from Macbeth

So close... Yet so far.

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

EXPELLI-ANUS!

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

If Mary Poppins had drifted in Oz instead of Professor Marvel.

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."