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Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Devi's brew?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'She's still a novice yet.'

Three Witches from Macbeth

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

EXPELLI-ANUS!

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

"Don't you DARE float your head when I'm speaking to you!"

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."