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'She's still a novice yet.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Astral Projection

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

Newt sale

100% carbon neutral

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Devi's brew?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.