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Late BroomStick

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

100% carbon neutral

A Club Sandwitch.

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'She's still a novice yet.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

A voodoo doctor.

"Just browsing."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Witch dice.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"I'd like to make a return."