Witch-loving Wizards Gifts

Late BroomStick

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

A Club Sandwitch.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

A voodoo doctor.

Witch dice.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"Just browsing."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."