Witchery Wizard Gifts

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Home depot."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Macbeth: Take Two

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."