Joining A Witch School Pillows

'She's still a novice yet.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Devi's brew?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Witch's Brew.