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'Great idea to give the kid this magic set!'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Nerd tryouts.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Fairy tale

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'