Wizard In Training T-Shirts

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Obama of Oz.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'