Wizard In Training Pillows

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Name your sources."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Obama of Oz.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"