Wizarding Wannabe Pillows

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Nerd tryouts.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Three Witches from Macbeth

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Emma Watson

Obama of Oz.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."