Wizard Wannabes Pillows

"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"

"At least this way we don't have to trudge around with a bunch of weirdos."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

Nerd tryouts.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Fairy tale

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."