Wizard Wannabes Prints

"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"

"Forget about the Wizard, guys...these stores have everything!"

"At least this way we don't have to trudge around with a bunch of weirdos."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Nerd tryouts.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Fairy tale

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

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