Wizard Wannabe Prints

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

If Mary Poppins had drifted in Oz instead of Professor Marvel.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Don't you DARE float your head when I'm speaking to you!"

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Dress for the level to which you aspire.

Faced with a high street full of market researchers Elfinhora swiftly donned his cloak of invisibility.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

EXPELLI-ANUS!

'Great idea to give the kid this.... magic set.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

It says...'Speak friend, and run for cover!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Nerd tryouts.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'