Wizard Wannabe Prints

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Don't you DARE float your head when I'm speaking to you!"

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Dress for the level to which you aspire.

Faced with a high street full of market researchers Elfinhora swiftly donned his cloak of invisibility.

EXPELLI-ANUS!

'Great idea to give the kid this.... magic set.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Nerd tryouts.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Fairy tale

Three Witches from Macbeth

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'