Aspiring Wizard Prints

'Great idea to give the kid this magic set!'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Nerd tryouts.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Fairy tale

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

EXPELLI-ANUS!

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...