Warrior Wannabes Pillows

Viking Hats.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

William Tell Executions.

The modern sheriff.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'You're too aggressive.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"Thorg guards our front gate. Gar watches the back wall. And Helman is in charge of cyber security."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

Braveheart.

Viking aerobics.

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."

"We'll stop for a bread, water and toilet break at 11.30... on Tuesday."

"To be honest, I'm just looking for positive role models in my life. After all, he's Genghis Khan, not Genghis Can't."