Viking Warrior Wannabe Pillows

Viking aerobics.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

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"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

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"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Decapitated coffee.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"But I use all of them!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

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"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Could you give us a push?'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Ramming Speed!"