Viking Warrior Wannabe Prints

Viking aerobics.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

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"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

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"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Decapitated coffee.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"But I use all of them!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

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"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Shakespeare in the clink

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Could you give us a push?'

"Ramming Speed!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.