Enthusiastic Viking Pillows

Helmet Shop, "Actually, I'm not too keen on the horns, have you got something a little less aggressive"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Wotan with eye patch

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Ramming Speed!"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Could you give us a push?'

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"