Viking Fan Pillows

"He's never hit an underground line in twenty years. He can wear anything he wants."

Caricature of a Viking

Viking warrior has admirer.

How to win friends and influence people,

"Remember there's no fixed prices here - be ready to haggle!"

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

"It gets seven out of ten on TripAdvisor."

".. I'm a viking! I'm supposed to leave rings on the table."

"Keep your voice down - there's a spy among us!"

"You should stop identifying yourself as a Berserker. You're just someone who, at times, feels an inclination toward berserking."

"I swear, I thought it was Friday."

"It's from Sven. He's pillaging from home today."

Brunhilda

Vikings Holiday

'Miss Harris, I feel a corporate takeover coming on. Please check it out and get back to me, Miss Harris, Miss Harris...'

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Wotan with eye patch

'Yes, this craft is 'environment friendly', the only emissions it puts out is a little bad breath.'

"PILLAGE Erik! Rape and PILLAGE."

Canute's Vow

"Nordic but nice"

"Me too, I didn't expect this when I booked my saga holiday!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Viking Invasions

'These 'lads' weekends are starting to get out of hand...'

We were debating the helmet law, and I won.

"Are you also getting those Instagram ads for a head on a pike?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'