Viking Fan Gifts

"He's never hit an underground line in twenty years. He can wear anything he wants."

Caricature of a Viking

Viking warrior has admirer.

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

"Keep your voice down - there's a spy among us!"

"I swear, I thought it was Friday."

Brunhilda

Vikings Holiday

'Miss Harris, I feel a corporate takeover coming on. Please check it out and get back to me, Miss Harris, Miss Harris...'

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Wotan with eye patch

'Yes, this craft is 'environment friendly', the only emissions it puts out is a little bad breath.'

"PILLAGE Erik! Rape and PILLAGE."

Canute's Vow

"Nordic but nice"

"Me too, I didn't expect this when I booked my saga holiday!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Viking Invasions

"Are you also getting those Instagram ads for a head on a pike?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.