Wizarding Wannabe Gifts

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Nerd tryouts.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Three Witches from Macbeth

Obama of Oz.

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."