Witty Wizard Seeker Gifts

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

Backfire

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Home depot."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Newt sale

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Obama of Oz.

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Always the wise guy.'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"She can be outspoken."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

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