Young Wizard Wannabe Gifts

'Can you direct me to the publisher of the Harry Potter books?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Nerd tryouts.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Three Witches from Macbeth

Emma Watson

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'