Young Wizards Gifts

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Nerd tryouts.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'