Worldly Wizards Gifts

New talks between Ecuador and Britain over Julian Assange.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

Nerd tryouts.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Dating in Oz

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

The Wizard.

Viking's Wizard Therapist

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

Book and magician

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."