Wizarding World Traveler Gifts

Hogwarts Express

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Fleeing Kabul

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

EU

'Stay away from pirates off the coast of Africa, fighting in the middle east, smog in China. . .'

Pisa Hut.

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

Obama of Oz.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

An English and French student converse.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'