Worldly Wizards Pillows

New talks between Ecuador and Britain over Julian Assange.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

Nerd tryouts.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Dating in Oz

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

Hairy Potter and friend..

The Wizard.

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

Viking's Wizard Therapist

Book and magician

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."