Wizards Pillows

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Well yes, the wizard hat raises a few eyebrows, but it's better than people just gawking at seeing a unicorn..."

"At least this way we don't have to trudge around with a bunch of weirdos."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Shakespeare Quote

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Dog Walker

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Spell-Check Bee

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

We have skule clothes.