Walker Wizards Pillows

'Terrible pile-up. One of the Zimmer frames jack-knifed...'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Obama of Oz.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Dog Walker

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"