Walker Adventurer Pillows

Lady with walking frame on skis.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"How's the salmon?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

Worm Pranks

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Dog Walker

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Steve Irwin.