Walker Adventurer Prints

Lady with walking frame on skis.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"How's the salmon?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Worm Pranks

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Dog Walker

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."